That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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