U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
