The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Randomize
