Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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