Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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