I just cut my nipple shaving
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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