I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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