so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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