Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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