you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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