My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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