Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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