I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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