I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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