You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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