I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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