so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So much rum. So many feels.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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