Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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