when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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