I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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