He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He did a backflip because drugs
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