What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
