Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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