just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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