Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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