Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just found a bag of teeth...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Your penis caused this!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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