On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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