So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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