Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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