How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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