Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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