I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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