u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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