no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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