hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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