I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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