Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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