1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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