This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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