no. you can't hotbox the world.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
pray to the hookup gods
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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