I think I died a long time ago.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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