she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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