Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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