hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he puts the penis in happiness.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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