youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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