is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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