i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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