whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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