Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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