In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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