Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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