Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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