I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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