I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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