drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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