i need an iv and a liver transplant
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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