Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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