Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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