playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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